On Wednesday, January 07, 2026 in the 800 block of Hastings Ave, a caller reported an intoxicated angel yelling and cussing and he hit someone in the little finger. Officers conducted a breathalizer test and the suspect was found to have a blood alcohol level 10 times the legal limit. The caller said the angel was red and bumpy. Officers developed probable cause and the suspect was located and arrested for assault and criminal harassment.
On Monday, January 12, 2026 graffiti was reported on one of the troubled art works on Kuhn St, you know, the ones that stick out like a sore thumb. The graffiti read, "I'm a fancy boy" probably in reference to a recent incident at the Mountain View Pool. Damage is estimated at $2.
On Wednesday, January 14, 2026 a domestic dispute was reported on Landes St. Officers arrived and found a brother and sister arguing because the sister told her brother that he "stinks like a hamburger." He responded by telling her that she "looks like a cloudy seahorse." The responding officer told the siblings that they should be nicer to each other to which they agreed to try.
On Wednesday, January 14, 2026 police received a call about a super artist repeatedly shouting, "Let them eat cake!" on Discovery Road. Police arrived at the scene and told the artist to crawl around to which the artist complied and responded, "My body, my choice!" No crime.
On Monday, January 05, 2026 officers responded to a call about a suspicious dog lurking around on Quincy St. When officers arrived the "suspect" was simply rummaging through a box of things with a "FREE" sign on it. Officers found several great items in the box including a can of chickpeas, a nose ring, a pair of shorts, and a couple of cans of paint. One officer said, "Wow! How lucky! I've been looking for a can of chickpeas." No crime.