Nuke codes? No problem. Twitter password? Access Denied.
Instructions on How to Evict Don the Con
The President Trump, Vice President Dog the Bounty Hunter Scenario
In the Rutabaga Garden
A Glove Story
Be Best!
A Love Story
“He’s exceeded all our expectations,” says the President of the National Association of Serial Killers.
If you want the job done right, do it yourself!
Shhhh… Don’t tell him that.
What do you have to lose?
Wow! Something worse than Trump!
San Diego?
Leadership 101
Buy 1, Pay for 2 more.
Warning: This is serious.
He might not be a doctor, but he plays one on t.v.
Vroom, vroom...
Yes, let's address that elephant.
You must acquit.
Have some impeachment pie.
It's perfect.
And Stable Genius’s
New National Security Advisor, you’re hired!
And trust me, she'll like it too.
He has discovered the power of the Sharpie.
A local story.
A loophole worthy of the Republicans.
Norway, if you're listening...
Wash your hair in bubble gum.
It's Time for a Third Party Candidate…
Karen is pissed…
… And so is he.
Keep the Dinosaurs out.
What Shutdown?
Have you never seen Ratatouille?
Apply Within
Try Snotty Vest, Now!
"I swear, I was baking Apple-Brown-Betty's"
Spin the Wheel of Blame
Déjà vu
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
It’s obvious!
On the Sean Hannity Show
And a $5 cover charge.
For the 400 pound hacker
Trump gets more advice from the dog whisperer.
Balloons, Signs and Chants!
Poor Scott Pruitt
It’s about to get very, very bad.
“Give that guy a cheese plate on me. I’ll cover you,” Trump says to a protester being escorted out.
Let me count the ways…
Once upon a time, in Singapore...
After Trump visit, Trudeau exclaims about the US, "They're not sending their best."
PREPARATION H ® to the Rescue
What an amateur!
It was the Ambien!
50 Yard Penalty!
Four Witches Stand
Melania’s First Lady Project
Trump, your goose is cooked.
Making the Bible Great Again!
Pucker Up!
GOP finally agrees that dangerous people shouldn’t have guns.
Who’s the most Lyin’, Cheatin’, Crooked, Crazy of All?
Are there any left?
Ummm, yeah… Maybe not the best “First Lady Project” for you.
White House Bathroom to be renamed “The Trump Sitting Room”
Florida dating pool just got a whole lot bigger.
And other, like, really smart ideas.
Along with his trusty side-kick, Bible Boy
I hear you.
Thanks, GOP.