Nuke codes? No problem. Twitter password? Access Denied.
You don’t gotta go home, but you can’t stay here
Instructions on How to Evict Don the Con
Day 3 of Scenario Hell - 2020 Election Special
The President Trump, Vice President Dog the Bounty Hunter Scenario
Halloween Night at the White House
In the Rutabaga Garden
The Covid Excuse
A Glove Story
Melania's War on Easter
Be Best!
Loser and Sucker Fish
No One Does It Better
Fly or Spy?
A case for Pence
Seoul Mates
A Love Story
Losers and Suckers
N.A.S.K. Endorses Trump
“He’s exceeded all our expectations,” says the President of the National Association of Serial Killers.
Big League Plans
Trump’s New Inspector General
If you want the job done right, do it yourself!
Trump is NOT taking hydroxychloroquine
Shhhh… Don’t tell him that.
Genius at Work
Trumpy's Choice
Try It!
What do you have to lose?
Coronavirus for President
Wow! Something worse than Trump!
Where in the World is Melania?
San Diego?
Who's on First?
Leadership 101
As Seen on T.V. President
Panic Shopping Guide
Buy 1, Pay for 2 more.
Let Me Entertain You
Trump's Hoax
Warning: This is serious.
Lowlife Virus
Donald J. Trump, M.D.
He might not be a doctor, but he plays one on t.v.
Yuck, Huck! You Suck!
Trump Eats his Vegetables
Vroom, vroom...
Pardon My Smell
Yes, let's address that elephant.
Trump Attacks Everyone
If the glove don’t fit…
You must acquit.
Orange you glad there's impeachment
Happy Thanksgiving!
Have some impeachment pie.
Say No to New Mexico
Trump’s Letter to President Mexico
It's perfect.
Wizard of Odd
Alligators, Snakes, and Rats! Oh, My!
And Stable Genius’s
He’s Perfect
New National Security Advisor, you’re hired!
Reality Check
And trust me, she'll like it too.
Shave or Else
President Trump Alters Photo
He has discovered the power of the Sharpie.
You Are Killing Me!
Ha, ha, ha! Gulp!
Nursery Rhymes for Today: Part I
Welcome to MAGA Land
QFC Rearranges Again
A local story.
Play Dirty!
A loophole worthy of the Republicans.
The Wrong Fight?
Crazy Days
Be Afraid
Norway, if you're listening...
The New 4th
The Speech not Given
Baby, Baby suck your thumb!
Wash your hair in bubble gum.
Democratic Candidates in 2020, oh my!
How to Educate Don
Move over Tiger, Here comes Cheetah
Look into the oranges of the limes!
People with glass necks, shouldn’t cast stones
Raising the Barr
Really, Mike?
Sausage Party, 2020!
It's Time for a Third Party Candidate…
Mike Pence is in Trouble
Karen is pissed…
The Emperor’s Tie is Crooked
… And so is he.
Good News?
Build that Wall!
Keep the Dinosaurs out.
Good Ideas!
What Shutdown?
Trumpanese, Again
You Dirty Rat!
Have you never seen Ratatouille?
Help Wanted
Apply Within
What is a Mike Pence?
Blame it on the Rain
Are you sick and tired of not having enough pockets when you are sick and tired?
Try Snotty Vest, Now!
Poem for Brett
Enough about me...
Kavanaugh Explains “Dutch Ovens”
"I swear, I was baking Apple-Brown-Betty's"
Step Right Up
Spin the Wheel of Blame
Over and Over
Déjà vu
President Trump Orders Justice Department to Find A-Mamma-Moose
Trump Rally Attendees Promised Klondike Bars
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Who Done It?
It’s obvious!
Next up...
On the Sean Hannity Show
Find a Mate
Planet X
Purr-fect President
Donald's Day
This is Real
Bouncers at Safeway
And a $5 cover charge.
Dictatorship 101
The Man Hunt is on…
For the 400 pound hacker
Thanks, Don
New Piddle Tape
Trump gets more advice from the dog whisperer.
Look at that Crowd Size!
Balloons, Signs and Chants!
Make America Fair Again
Change of Life
Poor Scott Pruitt
Wake Up, Ladies!
It’s about to get very, very bad.
Trump Offers Cheese Plates to Protesters
“Give that guy a cheese plate on me. I’ll cover you,” Trump says to a protester being escorted out.
What Goes Around...
Is that a man or a giant loogie?
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways…
Love Story
Once upon a time, in Singapore...
Canada Will Build a Wall
After Trump visit, Trudeau exclaims about the US, "They're not sending their best."
The Big Meeting
PREPARATION H ® to the Rescue
Scott Pruitt Disappoints
What an amateur!
Excuses, excuses
It was the Ambien!
Pardon Me?
Trumpy Football Season is Almost Here
50 Yard Penalty!
And to the Republicans…
Four Witches Stand
A Real Solution
Just Say No
Melania’s First Lady Project
Geese or else
Trump, your goose is cooked.
Trumpy Bible
Making the Bible Great Again!
Only the Best
Pucker Up!
Wouldn't it be amazing if...
At Last, Gun Control
GOP finally agrees that dangerous people shouldn’t have guns.
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
Who’s the most Lyin’, Cheatin’, Crooked, Crazy of All?
I want to speak to my lawyer.
Are there any left?
Melania Trump takes on Cyber-Bullying
Ummm, yeah… Maybe not the best “First Lady Project” for you.
President Trump Rules from his Throne
White House Bathroom to be renamed “The Trump Sitting Room”
Suns Out, Guns Out
Florida dating pool just got a whole lot bigger.
Zombies Save the Day
And other, like, really smart ideas.
Mega Orange to the Rescue
Along with his trusty side-kick, Bible Boy
How to Act Like a Decent Person for Dummies
I hear you.
My Brain Pictures and Religious Words are with you.
Thanks, GOP.