Washington, D.C. – President Trump has ordered Jeff Sessions to find A-Mamma-Moose, the author of the incredible New York Times op-ed revealing what we already knew about all the dysfunction in the White House. “It’s ‘Anonymous’, Mr. President,” explained General Kelly. “That’s what I said, A-Mamma-Moose,” responded Trump.
Trump apparently thinks A-Mamma-Moose might just be “somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds.”