You loved MyPillow! The Wonder Bible was wonderful! And how could you beat the deal you got on your Trumpy Bear?
Ladies and Gentlemen, the latest “As Seen on T.V.” special, straight from the world-renowned Trump University! Introducing the Trumpy Presidency Diet!
That’s right folks, simply vote for Donald Trump in November and lose weight in just 30 days guaranteed! You don’t even have to work that hard, because under his presidency, you’ll likely lose your job and all of your retirement savings, just like that! In Trump’s own words, “It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear.” Who needs to eat? Think of the calorie savings!
Who would be crazy enough to shoot themselves in the foot and vote for another four years of Donald Trump? I would!!! He cuts, he slices, he dices everything you need in life. Just think of how much you’ll lose!
And would you believe the price? It only costs one vote for Donald Trump (and your soul). I know! What a bargain! He’s nuts! And you’re gonna love his nuts! And trust me, she’ll like ‘em too!