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Donald Trump is Banned!

Nuke codes? No problem. Twitter password? Access Denied.

By: Editorial Board at Orange Lie
December 43, 2020

Anytown, USA – Silicon Valley has enacted the 28th amendment against Donald Trump. “Thou shall not tweet anymore.”

A growing number of online apps have banned the president of the United States, Donald Trump from using their platform. I understand the banishment from Twitter and Facebook. But PayPal? Are they afraid in his lunacy that he might try to pay all those contractors he stiffed? Or pay his fair share in taxes?

And Pinterest? What’s he going to do, bake some cookies in the Nazi shape? Or bake a confederate flag cake? Or crochet some “white power” doilies?

And LinkedIn? What could he possible brag about on his résumé? “I was the ONLY president to ever be impeached twice! And believe me, it could have been A LOT more!”

In following suit with all the other online platforms, Donald Trump, you are officially banned from using orangelie.com.

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