Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump always describes his "accomplishments" in the most glowing terms. No one, since mankind began walking on two legs, has ever done it better. Apparently, that even applies to "big jobs".
After Trump returned from Walter Reed, he was heard telling a staffer, "The docs were amazed. They said, 'Mr. President, no one here has ever seen anything like it. It’s perfect. We can all see why you are a successful real estate developer because that bedpan contains some big beautiful real estate. If you keep that up, you will live for 200 more years.' "