…by a billy goat.
By: William GoteAnytown, America – Once upon time there was a very hateful, disgusting man named Steve Bannon. He made it his mission to get racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and even pedophilic old, white farts elected to rule over the land. They claimed that they wanted to instill good Christian values on the people. The people of the land were very confused though because Steve Bannon’s “Christian values” included hatred toward people of color, gay people, women, people of other religions, and people from other countries. They also wanted to take away the people’s health care, living wages, and education. They wanted to take away all the resources from all the people in the land and keep it for themselves and their few wealthy friends, even though they already had way more of the resources then they could possible need. The people asked, “Is that what Jesus would do?”
One day, Steve Bannon was out for a walk when he crossed paths with a billy goat and his two billy goat brothers. “Hey, that’s the guy that lives under the bridge that keeps harassing us,” the billy goat said as he charged toward Steve Bannon and knocked him clear across the land. You see, he mistook Steve Bannon for the hideous troll that lived under the bridge.