Poem for Brett
By: Helen A. Handbasket
October 3, 2018
Washington, D.C. – There is breaking news from Washington. The Poet Laureate of the United States has just released a poem written for SCOTUS nominee, Brett Kavanaugh and it is as follows:
There once was a fellow called Bart O.
Turns out he isn't too smart. Oh!
He never once thought
He'd ever get caught
In a lie involving a fart. Oh (crap)!!