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Ben Carson’s Gifted Words

Gifted at not answering questions.

By: Helen A. Handbasket
October 29, 2017

The other night I had a terrifying nightmare. I dreamed I had sustained a brain injury that required surgery. To my surprise, when the door to my hospital room opened, in walked neurosurgeon/HUD Secretary Ben Carson, scalpel in hand. The following exchange between us eerily echoed the weird one between Carson and Congressman Al Green regarding budget cuts at HUD.

Me: "Dr. Carson, what do you think is wrong with my brain?"

Carson: "Let's hear what you think is wrong with your brain."

Me: "You are the physician, Dr. Carson."

Carson: "I want to talk about your hang nail."

Me: "It's my injury. You don't get to talk about what you want."

Carson: "Uh, rather than sit here and go through a quiz..."

Me: "Dr. Carson, if you have no knowledge about it just say so."

Carson: "I want to answer the way I want."

Me: "How about if we talk about the cost."

Carson: "I don't want to open the book and look at the numbers."

Luckily I woke up before he cut into my brain.

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