“If Don can cash in on this, why can’t we?” says Conway.
By: Helen A. HandbasketNew York, NY - Businessman turned President, Donald Trump, has inspired his staffers to cash in on their White House positions. Since the President has declared that there is no conflict of interest between his empire and the government, and has gotten away with it, Sean Spicer, Kellyanne Conway, General Flynn, and Steve Bannon have decided to line their own pockets.
During a recent press briefing, press secretary Spicer announced deals between Mattel, Conway, and Flynn to market talking dolls. An unnamed source told NBC that the Kellyanne doll will say "Lies are just alternative truths" and “It’s Obama's fault." The Flynn dolls lines are, "It is REALLY hard to tell the truth" and "Hillary is a cross-dressing alien from the planet Mixtpickle."
After ending the briefing, Spicer handed out ads for his ventriloquist dummies, dark suits, and new book on anger management.
On Tuesday, Steve Bannon announced that he will be promoting Halloween costumes for toddlers. The collection includes the Boogyman, Pol Pot, all of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse, Attila the Hun, and the terrifying Steve Bannon costume.