Poor Scott Pruitt
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - Poor Scott Pruitt. Now that he's out of a job, his life is going to change. Instead of getting a Chick-fil-A franchise he will be lucky to get a job at Chick-fil-A.
No more first class travel on the taxpayer's dime. It's back to Oklahoma courtesy of Greyhound. He might be able to use his influence to score a seat behind the driver.
No doubt the former EPA chief will miss his expensive security detail and the flashing lights that announced his presence on the streets of D.C. Rumor has it that as Scott was shown the door, he was issued a can of pepper spray and a flashlight.
Some wonder how Pruitt will be able to conduct business without his $43,000 cone of silence. Never fear. Loyal staffers presented him with a cardboard box, lined with bubble wrap, to put over his head during sensitive phone calls.
Sorry Scott. From now on it's Bic pens for you. Welcome to the real world.