Crazy Days
By: Helen A. HandbasketMiddle-of-Nowhere, Alabama - Our world has turned upside down. Roy Moore, the evil twin of Woody from Toy Story, is back and wants to be the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from Alabama. What happened to the good old days, when all it took was a picture of a pretty woman sitting on a politician's lap, to end a career? Forever!
It gets crazier. There is a chance that Jeff Sessions will challenge Moore. Who would rather see old white racist Jeff be the candidate? Raise your hands.
Holy cow! Jeff Sessions is a better choice than Roy Moore. We have all gone mad. Slimy Mitch McConnell won't even touch Roy Moore with a ten-foot pole.
Don't even get me started on how wonderful Richard Nixon was compared to you-know-who.