Somewhere, Pacific Ocean – With 22 Democratic candidates already in the running for the next President of the United States, the pool is getting very crowded. There’s Gilligan. The Skipper too. The Millionaire. (And his wife.) A movie star! And the rest…
Let’s start with the “the rest”. Elizabeth Warren. No way! She failed her DNA test. Kamala Harris. Nope. Too weak on crime. Or too tough on crime. Eh, doesn’t matter. Amy Klobuchar. Too nice. Or was it too mean? No, no, that’s not it either. She eats her salad with a comb. That’s it!
“The rest” have no chance. Let’s talk about the viable, real candidates.
Joe Biden is a working class man who is lovable and friendly, like a big teddy bear. Bernie Sanders is a millionaire himself and one of the one-percenters, who advocates for “the rest”. And Pete Booed-a-Judge has gained a lot of momentum. He’s a white guy, so we can all breathe a sigh of relief. And liberals especially like him because he is young and married to a man, so they can pretend that they voted for diversity, when really they just voted for another Christian white guy.
By the way, nobody is perfect. But ANYBODY 2020, is better than the orange dumpster fire that currently occupies the White House.