“We’re screwed,” said one dolphin.
By: Doug A. HoleMonterey, CA – Since the discovery that dolphins have a language and speak to each other, many are wondering what they are saying. Stanford University marine biologists think they have broken the code and can translate the dolphin conversations. Yasha the dolphin was heard saying to Yana the dolphin, translated in English, “Dude, sh-ts gettin’ real. We need to build a space ship and get the f--k outta here.”
The dolphins were recorded talking about extensive plans to build a space ship and take their chances in space on finding a new, habitable planet. They talked extensively about how the water on Earth is getting dirtier and warmer. “I’m sweatin’ my fins off, and there’s nothing good to eat anymore,” said one dolphin. They went on to say that they had hope that humans might change their ways and realize that they can’t continue dumping garbage and filth into the air, water, and land. But when they found out that many people think that the planet was a gift to humans to use and abuse with no consequences, they realized that they were screwed and had no other choice but make plans to leave Earth and live life with porpoise.