What’s he going to “do” ?
By: Helen A. HandbasketOn December 28, 2016, boxing promoter Don King appeared beside President Elect Donald Trump to announce that he would be joining White House staff as a personal advisor to the new President. Trump stated that King would be named Special Advisor for Comb-Over Policy and Reputation and added that, "l am happy to have such a good man on my team". King, who styles his own hair by putting his finger into an outlet, was to guide the Trump on his "do" as well as on how to cover up any misdeeds in his life, past or present. Over the years, King has managed to make the world forget that he had been a bookie and had spent time in jail for manslaughter.
Now Team Trump insiders have leaked news that there is a rift between the two Dons. Reportedly, Trump said, "You're fired" after King told him to go get a respectable haircut. Trump's public comment has been to say, "Who knows? One day I might have a man bun. Or I might throw my toupee into the Oval Office trashcan so that I can look more like Putin. I like to be unpredictable".