Donnie Loves Pooty, Part II
By: Helen A. HandbasketHanoi, Vietnam – It is now known that President Putin has responded to a note sent to him by President Trump asking whether or not the Russian leader likes him. Putin drew a big red circle around "no". At the same time Vladimir complains about Donald being "clingy", he is also jealous of the growing bromance between the American president and Chinese President Xi. Aides say that Putin grumbled, "I thought I was his BFF and now he is saying that he has warm feelings for Xi. I want my bare-chested selfie and friendship ring back. And that two-faced tangerine can forget about any prostitutes coming to his room when he visits Moscow."
Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson is now scrambling to repair the US/ Russian relationship. He sent an enormous chocolate cake to the Kremlin.