Washington, D.C. – It is well known that Donald Trump is not a reader and doesn't have the attention span of a gnat when it comes to briefings. After the Mueller report came out, staffers have been scrambling to come up with a way to educate the President regarding the special counsel's findings. They know he won't read the 400 plus pages. Some have suggested flash cards while others think that the report could be turned into a bedtime story read by Melania. So far, the best idea seems to have come from Acting Chief of Staff, Mick Mulvaney. Mulvaney wants to hire Marvel Comics (at the taxpayer's expense) to produce a comic book version of the Mueller report for the President's perusal. "But," cautions Mulvaney, "It is important to have more pictures than text."