… And so is he.
By: Mike HotpanceWashington, D.C. – When Donald Trump pranced into the State of the Union address on February 5, 2019, his tie was just like him. Crooked. Very crooked. Nobody told him. And nobody cared. The Emperor’s tie was crooked. I’m not sure if you noticed, but out of all of his GOP cronies, none of them told him that his tie was crooked. One by one, they all adjusted their ties, to be crooked too. Their Russian ties.
They also noticed that Trump also had toilet paper hanging off of his shoe. They all rushed to bathroom to get a scrap of toilet paper to stick to their shoes too.