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Fun Facts about DJT and his Peeps
By: Helen A. Handbasket
March 5, 2017
Here are some little known, but fun, facts about Donald Trump and his associates:
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Donald does know how to read. His favorite books are Dictatorships for Dummies and Dale Carnegie's How to Alienate Friends and Intimidate People.
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Steve Bannon does not own a bed. When he is tired, he hangs upside-down in a closet. Bannon was abandoned at birth and raised by wolves.
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General Flynn carries a fire extinguisher and a ruler in his pocket. He is afraid that his pants will catch on fire and that his nose is growing longer.
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Betsy DeVos asked the President to add grizzly bears to his immigrant list. She was shocked to learn that grizzlies are not immigrants.
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When Attorney General Jeff Sessions was 6 years old, he asked Santa Claus for a white sheet and a torch.
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Trump's pilot does not dare to taxi down the runway for Melania's trip home, following a weekend with Donald, until after he hears her sigh of relief. He is afraid that the high wind will push the plane into the grass.
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Dr. Ben Carson is not only a collegiate expert in brain surgery, from personal experience; he is also an expert in brain farts.
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Although Paul Ryan is eager to repeal and replace Obamacare, he wants to keep the pre-existing condition clause intact as his lack of a spine is considered a pre-existing condition.