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Fun Facts about DJT and his Peeps Part II
By: Helen A. Handbasket
April 30, 2017
Here are more little known, but fun, facts about Donald Trump and his associates:
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Presidential advisor, Steve Bannon, was the inspiration for the Chucky doll of horror film fame.
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Secretary of HUD, Ben Carson, is able to walk, talk, and sleep all at the same time.
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Devout Catholic, Sean Spicer, hotfoots it to confession immediately following every press briefing. So far, he has asked for forgiveness for telling 347 lies.
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Since taking office, President Trump has developed arthritis in his hand from patting himself on the back so many times.
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A recent poll showed that 3 out of 5 Americans start gagging every time they try to say “President Trump".
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President Trump called Vladimir Putin, Theresa May, Angela Merkel and President Xi just to tell them that, this year, more children attended the White House Easter Egg Hunt than ever since the beginning of the event. Strangely, the W.H. kitchen manager reported several days later that egg salad sandwiches would be on the menu for the rest of the year.
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One of Ivanka Trump's duties as Senior Advisor to the President is to re-write the Merriam Webster dictionary. She has already re-defined the word "complicit". Next up, "misogyny". (It means that nobody cares about women more than Donald Trump, by the way.)