Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump was seen doing a happy dance in the Oval Office after he heard that researchers in Belgium think that llamas might have antibodies that fight the coronavirus. He was overheard telling a staffer, "I've been saying for months that scientists need to investigate injecting llama blood into our bodies. Maybe combine it with Clorox. And, since I am the most powerful leader on the face of the planet, I have the absolute authority to order those guys in Tibet to give us all of their blood."