He reportedly “has butterflies in his stomach”.
By: Amanda GropeHamburg, Germany – Tomorrow, Donald Trump finally gets to meet Vladimir Putin in person. After waiting over six months of being the POTUS, Donald Trump will finally get to meet the man of his dreams. According to White House officials, Trump reportedly is “downright giddy” and “has butterflies in his stomach”. Melania has been helping Donald pick out the right tie. “Should I wear one of my red ties? Or one of my red ties, with stripes?” asks Donald. In the end, “The Poot” only really cares about the Russian tie.
In related news, meteorologists are expecting a wild night of tweet storms. Donald Trump will not be able to sleep a wink tonight!