A Glove Story
By: Hans GloverNashville, TN – After first lady Melania Trump canceled her scheduled visit to a campaign rally due to “lingering covid symptoms” she realized all the different ways she can use covid to her advantage.
She can cancel all her Christmas-tree-decorating, Easter-egg-rolling, and "Be Best" events due to “lingering symptoms”.
Wearing a mask is a great way to avoid having to kiss her disgusting husband.
And she’s already used the excuse, “Not tonight Donood. Cough, cough. Sniffle, sniffle. We need to social distance.”
And how can she avoid having to swat Donald’s tiny hands away every time he tries to hold her hand? Hmmm… If only there was some sort of hand covering that would prevent her from having to touch those tiny orange paws of his.