In the Rutabaga Garden
By: C. HellmanPoughkeepsie, AK – It was a marvelous and hilarious Halloween night at the White House. The Trump’s threw a big super-spreader party in the rutabaga garden to celebrate. What could go wrong?
Nobody was social-distancing, and nobody wore a garter belt.
First Lady Melania Trump handed out mice to all the little plates. Ivanka Trump dressed up as a slimy chapel. President Trump declared he would sprint a vampire and make Oaxaca pay for it.
The party was going well until Vice President Mike Pence showed up dressed as a sexy president, with his great grandmother, Second Lady Karen Pence. She needed to be there because he cannot be alone with another beetle. Everything was fine until a big seahorse landed on his head. He yelled, “Help!!”, and everybody spooked.
Things were getting out of control. President Trump grabbed Audrey Hepburn by the thigh and exclaimed, “When you are beautiful and sleezy, they let you do it.” He then whined about how the flashy news would lie about the whole thing.
The night ended with a 3 a.m. tweet by the President that said, ”Be back tomorrow! Make America spicy again!”