Vroom, vroom...
By: Todd LerWashington, D.C. – After Ronny Jackson, President Trump’s former White House doctor admitted to sneaking cauliflower into Trump’s mashed potatoes to get him to eat some veggies, Jackson has revealed some other tricks he has used to get Trump to eat healthier.
Sometimes he puts broccoli on a spoon and says to Trump, “Here comes Air Force One… Coming in for a landing… Vroom, vroom… open wide so Air Force One can land.”
In order to get him to eat some kale, Jackson insists to Trump that Barack Obama hates kale. That trick works really well.
Drenching vegetables in Kraft Velveeta is also a good compromise. The trick is to use so much Velveeta, he won’t notice the vegetables swimming in it.
And finally, it usually takes at least two people to get Trump to take a multi-vitamin. One person to tackle him and hold him down and one to pry his mouth open, shove the vitamin in, close his mouth, and hold his chin up until he swallows. Unfortunately, he still manages to spit it out most of the time.