Apply Within
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - Donald Trump has only the best people working for him and people are breaking down the doors to get a job in the White House. Well, actually, he doesn't and they aren't. So far he has hired spouse abusers, criminals, incompetents, and those whose primary goal is to line their own pockets at the expense of the American public. Now he needs a new chief of staff because bigot and liar John Kelly is leaving.
It is proving hard to fill the position.
White House insiders are reporting that a sign has appeared in a West Wing window saying, "Help Wanted. Apply Within."
Rumors are flying that Trump might hire a family member to take on the thankless task. Jared Kushner's name comes up. Son Barron has already been heard to say, "Hell, no. What kind of fool do you think I am?"