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New National Security Advisor, he's hired!

By: Helen A. Handbasket
September 24, 2019

Washington, D.C. – Amazingly, it has only taken Donald Trump one week to replace fired national security advisor Yosemite Sam Bolton. After all, what sane person would want the job?

The President's choice, Robert C. O'Brien, is an unknown to most of us, but, at first glance, he meets two of Trump's requirements. The man is handsome and, according to Trump, he is a proven brown-noser. Trump claims that O'Brien called him "the greatest hostage negotiator in history."

Attractive and a sycophant, all in one package? Good enough for Donald. He's hired.

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