Crazy Town
What happened to the good old days?
By: Helen A. Handbasket
October 13, 2017
You know the world has gone crazy when:
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You start referring to the George W. Bush presidency as "the good old days".
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Richard Nixon looks like a naughty first grader compared to the current president.
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You look back, with fondness, to the Cold War era because you felt more safe.
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"Drip, drip, drip" no longer means that the bathroom faucet is leaking.
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You fall asleep during breaking news on MSNBC.
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The members of the President's cabinet are more familiar to you than your neighbors.
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You realize that you know more about the Constitution than the President does, even though you don't know very much.
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Mike Pence's loony ideas don't seem as terrifying as Trump's.
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You wonder how rich you would be if you were given a penny every time Donald Trump's name was mentioned on cable news.
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NOTHING Trump does surprises you.