Washington, D.C. – Mike Huckabee is defending the denier-in-chief's handling of corona virus. He says that Trump, "could personally suck the virus out of everyone of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution..."
Be real, Mike. First, Trump is a germaphobe. He's not going to be putting his fish lips on anyone else's if they have a deadly virus. Then, again, he might if the infected person is a beautiful woman. He might just start sucking her and she'd let him do it because he is a star.
Secondly, Mike, Trump is scared to death of sharks. No way that he's ever going to jump in where there are great whites swimming around.
Lastly, Don would never do the sucking, swimming, and spitting himself. Mike Pence is the one who needs to be changing into his swimming trunks. Trump put him in charge of the response to this emergency and he's already had a lot of sucking experience.
Sorry, Huck. Your imagery is unrealistic and disgusting. It really sucks.