Eric and Don Jr compete to see who can kill off the most number of endangered species first.
By: Helen A. HandbasketNew York, NY - For months now, avid hunters and Trump spawn Don Jr and Eric have been engaged in a friendly rivalry to see who can bag the most number of endangered animals. When this became public knowledge, the two were confronted by an angry mob of wildlife conservationists outside Trump Tower. Don Jr told the protesters, "All you panda huggers are wasting your time. My father is signing an executive order rescinding all animal protection regulations." Brother Eric added, "Manatees can kiss their big fat asses’ goodbye. We're going to drain the swamp and put up wall to wall hotels."
It has now been reported that Eric took an early lead in the killing competition after he returned from Hawaii with the mounted heads of an Oahu snail and a pe'e pe'e maka 'ola spider. However, Don Jr is now the front runner after a shooting spree that brought down a Yosemite toad, a dwarf wedge mussel, and a rusty patched bumblebee. Both men agree that the ultimate challenge for any hunter is to track down a San Diego fairy shrimp and shoot it right between the eyes.