Inquiring Minds Want to Know
I want to know.
By: Helen A. Handbasket
November 17, 2017
Washington, D.C. – What goes on in Washington D.C. often seems like a mystery to those of us who live outside the Beltway. Americans everywhere deserve to have the following questions answered.
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How did Jeffrey "I don't recall" Sessions overcome his poor memory and pass the bar exam?
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Every morning does Mrs. Jeffrey "I don't recall" Sessions pin a note, to her husband's shirt, that says, "If this man appears lost please return to 61 Memory Lane, Wash. DC"?
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Do dictionaries owned by Republicans omit the word "hypocrite"?
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Does Mike Flynn ever chant "lock me up"?
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Has Donald Trump ever asked Melania if his golf pants make his ass look fat?
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What is Mike Pence afraid that he will do if he is alone with a woman who is not his wife?
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Does Steve Mnuchin and his wife know that when a camera takes a picture of their arrogant, greedy behavior that other people will probably see it?
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Does Jared Kushner ever think about how he will look in an orange jumpsuit?
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Does Don Jr. ask for “the American Psycho look” when he goes to the barber for a haircut?
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Did Ivanka Trump ever get around to looking up the word “complicit”?