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Trump’s New Inspector General

If you want the job done right, do it yourself!

By: Ima Gast
June 6, 2020

Washington, D.C. – After firing everybody for every job, Trump just decided the best person for the job is…. Himself. As president, Trump has taken over the role of Inspector General. Here are some of the duties he will take on:

• Bunker Inspector
• Teenage Beauty Pageant Inspector
• Head of the FBI (Female Body Inspectors)
• McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Taco Bell Inspector
• Halloween Candy Inspector
• Tanning Bed Inspector
• Golf Course Inspector