Orange Lie

Build that Wall!

Keep the Dinosaurs out.

By: Dino Sore
February 3, 2019

Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump is now claiming that we need to build a wall around the United States to “protect us from the dinosaurs”. Apparently Trump saw video of a Tyrannosaurus Rex chasing a car and he is prepared to declare a state of emergency to keep the dinosaurs out of America.

During Trump’s super bowl interview with CBS's Margaret Brennan, she asked him, “Are dinosaurs really a threat to the U.S. and do you think a wall will help?” Trump replied, “I saw it. I saw a T. Rex chasing a Jeep. Can you believe it? A T. rex chasing a Jeep!” He went on to say that Jeff Goldblum told him that, “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.”

Trump apparently thinks that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton genetically engineered the dinosaurs in order to destroy Christian values and allow liberals to take your guns and let everyone have a free abortion.

Trump went on to explain that we need to contain the dinosaurs. They are bringing drugs. They are rapists. Some, he assumes, are good dinosaurs.