What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
By: Woody DewittBozeman, MT – Many are wondering who all those people are that stand behind Trump during his rallies. With an approval rating on par with mosquitos at a picnic, how does Trump get so many people to show support at his rallies? It turns out that people do it for a Klondike Bar.
Attendees must make it through the entire rally and show a proper amount of cheering, clapping, and chanting “Lock her up”, before receiving their Klondike Bar after the rally. Unfortunately, Plaid Shirt Guy did not show enough enthusiasm. Secret Service escorted him out and refused to give him his Klondike Bar.
Those creepy twin girls that attended Trump’s rally in Ohio are aspiring young actresses who were hoping to get some facetime on television in addition to the sweet, ice cream treat. They apparently had to share their Klondike Bar because Trump thought they were the same person. After the rally, they were off to Hollywood to film the hotel hall scene in the new remake of The Shining.
And everyone is wondering about the Blacks for Trump guy, who we see at multiple rallies. He wears a shirt that says “TRUMP & Republicans Are Not Racist”. Hey, if it’s on a t-shirt it must be true. Since it is difficult to get people of color to come to Trump’s rallies, Blacks for Trump guy receives a Klondike Bar and a Chipwich.