Are there any left?
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. – Donald Trump has a big problem. His criminal defense team is in shambles and no one wants to represent a difficult client who doesn't pay his bills.
Trump's favorite employment agency, Fox News, has let him down. The Fox legal team of diGenova and Toensing did not pass the President's central casting audition. The husband and wife were just too disheveled.
Luckily for him, our Cheeto-in-chief has some really smart ideas of his own about people he'd like to hire. Jay Sekulow, Trump's personal attorney, told friends that Donald had asked him if he knew an attorney named Atticus Finch. Sekulow had to break the news that Finch is a character in a book.
Apparently, the President went on to muse about other candidates. "Ally McBeal? Saul Goodman? Gomez Addams? No, he must be a Mexican. Maybe the firm that represents Click and Clack the Car Talk guys...Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe."