“We’re going for a ‘locker-room’ motif.”
By: Stew PittWashington, DC – After President Trump’s new Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci’s vulgar, profanity ridden tirade against Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon, many democrats are asking republicans if this is acceptable behavior becoming of the White House and the presidency. The overwhelming response from the GOP is that “This is just locker-room banter. No big deal.” They would also like to remind people about that time that Obama wore a tan suit. “Look, Barack Obama wore a tan suit that one time,” explains Paul Ryan. “That is so offensive and disrespectful to the American people. Who does he think he is?”
In related news, Trump’s Secretary of Interior Decorating is working on plans for remodeling the White House. “We’re going for a ‘locker-room’ motif,” he explains, “which will be more fitting for the language that is coming out of this administration.” Trump is reportedly excited that he will be able to walk around in his bathrobe and grab all the women, while cussing up a storm.