Duluth, MN – Many people are starting to wonder if Donald Trump is really actually a man or something else all-together. He is so incredibly slimy, some have speculated that he is some sort of snail or slug. With his yellow top, some people think that he closely resembles a banana slug. But the Banana Slug community has distanced themselves from this assertion. “Frankly, I am offended. He’s not one of us!” exclaims Bob, the banana slug.
Many people think Trump more closely resembles that big booger on the Mucinex® commercials and are demanding the release of Trump’s birth certificate in order to prove that he wasn’t born from the Nostril of Satan.