Once upon a time, in Singapore...
By: Helen A. HandbasketOnce upon a time, Prince Donald and Prince Kim fell in love. Now, I know what you are thinking. "Once upon a time" stories are usually about a prince and a princess but this is 2018 so it is OK for a prince to love another prince.
In the beginning, Donald and Kim were enemies. They acted like bulls, snorting and posturing. They called each other cruel names and threatened to start nuclear wars. As time went by, something inexplicable occurred; love blossomed. It may have happened because they had a lot in common. Both were fat, egotistical despots with bad haircuts and no friends.
After sending sweet tweets and one enormous Hallmark card in a gigantic envelope, the love birds agreed to a tryst. They would meet in Singapore and consummate their love.
Did they live happily ever after? No one knows. The princes did meet behind closed doors and afterwards some people claimed that Prince Donald got royally screwed.