A Love Story
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. – Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un have been carrying on a long-distance love affair. I know it's true because Don freely admits that they exchange love letters. We haven't seen any letters but it's not hard to imagine what the president might say:
Dearest Kimmie,
I think about you day and night...except when I am too busy downplaying the seriousness of COVID-19 and denying climate change. You are such a strong, powerful leader and I just want to be like you. We have so much in common that we must be Seoul mates. I can't wait to step over the DMZ and embrace you once again. Maybe someday we will be able to kiss in the Rose Garden.
Don't be jealous of Vlad just because he is my boyfriend too. I have unlimited room in my heart for dictators. Please write soon and send it in a great big envelope.
XOXO, Your Trumpy Love