Washington, D.C. - There is good news for all of you weepy hormonal women who think that old white Republican men just want to see you back in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. Foreword thinking Republicans are urging President Trump to roll out a new plan for women, called Make America Fair Again. They believe it is only right, after they take away access to abortions and contraception, to also hold men accountable when they father unwanted children. The MAFA plan will douse horny guys with ice water every time they get an erection. From now on it is salt peter, zipper locks, and an end to prescriptions for the little blue pill.
Trump advocates punishment for women who have abortions so surely he will want penalties for bad dads. Maybe changing dirty diapers at a day care center and being forced to work a second job to support accidental offspring is appropriate.
Women of America, it is time to send Donald Trump $45 for your MAFA hat.