Washington, D.C. - Today while many people watched, with disbelief, the Oval Office exchange between Donald Trump, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi, others could not take their eyes off of statue-in-training Mike Pence. Afterwards, some speculated that he is not a man but rather a potted plant. The only part of Pence that moved was his head, leading to the thought that he was pretending to be a tennis match referee. It was clear, though, that the normally invisible man was saying to himself, "La! La! La! La! I can't hear them."