Washington, D.C. - Can you imagine the speech that Donald Trump will give on July 4th when he stands on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial? I can. It will go something like this:
"My fellow Americans, your favorite president...me...is proud to bring you a new and better 4th of July to celebrate me and the second greatest President, Andrew Jackson. Only I could have done it.
Look at this crowd! There must be 5 million people here to see me. Maybe 6 million. Of course, the fake news won't tell the truth about my numbers. Since my historic defeat of Crooked Hillary I have done more than any other president. That's because I am a stable genius.
Some never-Trumpers are saying this is an excuse to hold a political rally at the taxpayer's expense. That claim is a hoax perpetrated by the 18 angry Democrats on loser Bob Mueller's team.
Don't forget to purchase a MAGA hat on your way out. Happy 4th of July."