Trump Interviewing for Secretary of Comebacks and Insults
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - Everyone knows by now that when someone crosses Donald Trump that he retaliates by calling them cruel names or by making fun of their appearance or disparaging their intelligence. Now, insiders in Trump World say that the President has insulted so many people that he has run out of fresh new mean-spirited things to say. That explains the rope line of day care children seen trooping into the White House. Trump, who likes to brag about the "high quality" people he hires, wants to bring a four year old on board to advise him on name calling.
After an hour long meeting with the President, one little candidate for the job was seen emerging from the White House with tears streaming down his cheeks. When asked by a reporter why he was upset the unhappy tyke replied, “That man started yelling at me 'cuz I don't know who he is. He called me a 'stupid little poopy pants'.”
According to the children's teacher, no one volunteered for the job. They all expressed serious reservations about being part of the growing chaos in the White House.