Humpty Trumpty
By: Hans Smalley
Humpty Trumpty built a big wall.
Humpty Trumpty's hands were real small.
All of the women and all of the men,
Couldn't put the U.S. back together again.
Hickory Slippery Slope
By: Little Miss Trumpet
Hickory Slippery Slope
Donald Trump is a dope.
The clock struck ten,
He lied again.
Hickory Slippery Slope.