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Orange you glad there’s impeachment

By: Doug A. Hole
December 7, 2019

Washington, D.C. – On Tuesday Donald Trump claimed that a president can be impeached for “picking an orange out of the refrigerator.” Fact check: No sir, you cannot be impeached for picking an orange out of the refrigerator. (Although I’m surprised the republicans didn’t try it with Obama.) Congress should however be able to impeach on the basis that Trump truly believes that oranges grow inside of refrigerators. I suppose the moon is made of cheese too. Hey Donald Trump, oranges grow on orange trees. And they are sold in grocery stores. And no, you do not need to show your ID to buy an orange at the grocery store.

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