Orange Lie

Over and Over

Déjà vu

By: Helen A. Handbasket
September 11, 2018

Washington, D.C. White House Situation Room - President Trump has a really annoying habit of repeating himself and his staff and supporters are sick of it. One hard core Trumpster was even heard to mutter, "I know. I know. Crooked Hillary."

Together, John Kelly and Sarah Sanders, have come up with a possible solution. They have made a list of Trump's favorite words and phrases and have assigned a number to each one. A partial list is as follows:

1. "There was no collusion"
2. "It's a witch hunt" or a "hoax"
3. "I'm, like, a really smart guy"
4. "Fake news"
5. "Believe me"

Sanders and Kelly plan to suggest to Trump that this list be handed out at rallies and that he refer to it instead of yakking on for hours. For example, instead of saying “There was no collusion" the President would say, "Number one" and everyone would know exactly what he meant. Kelly and Sanders admit that there is only a small chance of success since Trump loves nothing more than hearing himself talk.