But not for the reason he claims…
By: Doug A. HoleIndianapolis, IN – On Sunday, October 08, 2017, Mike Pence left an Indianpolis Colts vs. San Francisco 49ers NFL game right after the national anthem. Ironically, by leaving early, Pence was protesting the 49ers players that kneeled for the national anthem in a peaceful protest of a society that oppresses black people, and people of color. (Funny how Mike Pence can protest something he doesn’t support, but condemns others who do the same. Hmmm, I wonder what the difference is…)
Mike Pence was instructed by Donald Trump to do this, as Trump tweeted, “I asked @VP Pence to leave stadium if any players kneeled, disrespecting our country. I am proud of him and @SecondLady Karen.” After Pence left the game, he tweeted, “I left today’s Colts game because President Trump and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.” In other words, “I left the game because I am a spineless weasel, and Donald Trump bullies me.”
There is speculation that Pence left early in fear of the Colts cheerleaders attempting to have “alone time” with Pence, when his wife went to the restroom and he’d be alone. As we all know, women cannot be trusted to control themselves when they are alone with Mike Pence. Wink, wink.
There is also speculation that Pence was afraid his wife, who is indeed a woman, would be aroused by all those beefcakes on the field running around in tight pants. In fact, he was more afraid that he would be aroused, so he left early…