Trump gets more advice from the dog whisperer.
By: Phil A. BusterHelsinki, Finland – After Trump’s private two-hour meeting with Vladimir Putin, there is a rumor going around that there may be a second pee tape.
Rumor has it that Trump met with his body language advisor, Cesar Millan (a.k.a The Dog Whisperer), before his meeting with Putin. Cesar told Trump to be strong and establish his dominance by sniffing Putin’s butt and humping his leg. “That’ll show him whose boss,” he said.
But instead, the moment Trump saw Putin, he accidently piddled at his feet. Embarrassed, Trump then rolled over on his back and showed Putin his undercarriage. Putin reportedly gave Trump a belly rub and told him he is a “good boy.”
Trump returns to America with his tie between his legs.