Orange Lie

The Big Meeting

PREPARATION H ® to the Rescue

By: Ray Zinn
June 10, 2018

Singapore – Although Donald Trump has declared that there has been little to no preparation for his meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, ironically PREPARATION H® has sold out in stores because many people are reportedly shitting bricks worrying about how this will go.

With no preparation, and Donald Trump saying that he’s just going to wing-it, there has been some speculation on what the two dictators will discuss. Some educated guesses come to mind:

• Trump would like to know where they get their Really Big Envelopes (RBE’s, for short), because we need to get some of those.
• Kim Jong Un would like to know what brand of hairspray Trump uses. By the way, it’s Aquanet. A whole can of Aquanet, each day.
• Trump wants to confirm with Kim Jong Un that “Dotard” means “Really, really smart”.
• Kim Jong Un will likely give Trump some fashion tips. Black suits always have a slimming effect, whether you are apple-shaped or more pear-shaped.
• Trump will likely compliment Kim Jong Un on their “really great parades”.

Whatever happens, there is sure to be lots of compliments, smiles, skipping and hand-holding.