Pucker Up!
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. – After a lifetime of fighting with other people, Donald Trump may now be up against the wrong adversary. Witches across America are hopping mad at the President.
Last week the head of the National Witches Association, Haggatha Crow, held a press conference to say, "Witches are sick and tired of hearing about witch hunts. Just within the past year the President has maligned witches 4,231 times by using that offensive term. We demand that he start calling the investigation of his collusion with Russia a wild goose chase. Or else."
The "or else" part of the announcement has White House officials worried. The possibility of millions of women marching on Washington, waving wands and wearing pointy hats, terrifies them. Then, of course, there is always the frog thing.